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Artificial Intelligence
I need to 'vibe code' a speech to text function on a website using the browser dictation capabilities.
Where do I find people to do this... I was going to try it, but seems like a headache.
- it's not. not at all. Use Claude. he's your best friend._niko
- you'll get it done 1000x faster and 1000x cheaper and be 1000x more satisfied._niko
- or just hire pali or any other coder on here :)_niko
- or just put two fingers in your pussy and blowrobthelad
- yeeshcanoe
- use or google/claude the 'Web Speech API'.
no code needed, it's native browser tech.uan - Just type "I need to vibe code a speech to text function on a website..." into the AIyuekit
- I have successfully built speech to text apps using Google Studio purely by vibe coding, it is very easy.utopian
- https://aistudio.goo…utopian
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- I generally use Gemini to build the best prompt, as Gemini is free, then shit that into Claude or Codex. Takes a bit of pissing about, but you can do it canoe.Ianbolton
- Use Claude. Explain what you want to do in normal language. Tell it to write a plan. Examine that and tell it your tweaks if needed. Then tell it to build.Squiddy
- select the text input and press Windows key+HmonNom
- Gardener0
- Island Boyfooler
- qbn get together 20 years agorenderedred
- Tim and the Finnsfuturefood
- MAGA circle jerkutopian
- The Suicide Squadbezoar
- isn't this on disney+?cotton
- stewart20
Show some recent work
Okay, since we love paper, here's another one back from the printer: a paper model of a typical Dutch ambulance, commissioned by the Utrecht region.
The cool thing about this model is that you can choose whether to make the simple version with flat wheels, or the variant with real wheel wells and 3d wheels.
- _niko8
Suggest a good movie…
saw the vvitch after seeing it on a bunch or yo top 9 movies thread and was not disappointed.
I had already seen Lighthouse and loved it, so now I've started Nosferatu, which I'd previously dismissed as a cheap cash-grab on the tail of the original but I've got to say I was wrong and it's great.
His attention to detail and his historical accuracy is just superb.
Love his films.- Going to watch this evening, thanks.utopian
- I watched Nosferatu last night and it barely held my attention, sadly.i_monk
- Ugh, yeah just finished Nosferatu, felt the same, started off well but was too long and unengaging. original was way better_niko
- Yes to all of this. I still liked Nosferatu, but it was a lull. Also The Northman if you haven't seen it.garbage
- Reaaaally looking forward to Werwulf.garbage
- I'll second Garbage's recommendation about The Northman. Probably my favourite after The VVitch and Lighthouse.Morning_star
- Fare thee well Thomasin.Morning_star
- i love Eggers, but this was a slow, burning hell of a film. It shit me up sat in the cinema with maybe 3 other people at 1 in the morning.Ianbolton
- Okay, Witch was disappointing.utopian
- Probably over-hyped it. Wast crazy about the ending but overall I’m a sucker for period pieces especially ones with such great attention to detail_niko
- An old man in the cinema had a fainting episode during the little boy possession... So had that crazed scene, plus his wife yelling at her husband to wake up...inteliboy
- Will never forget it. The entire packed cinema was on edge, like some evil shit was going downinteliboy
- Jeez that’s freaky_niko
- Krassy11
- Nairn5
- I honestly though those two would outlive Shatner. Now it's just him and Takei.Continuity
- wait I thought Takei died?_niko
- and holy shit, Shatner is 95! wow_niko
- and he's started a heavy metal band WTF?? https://www.youtube.…_niko
- Takei got me too'd then just after his career and social media empire was destroyed his accuser retracted it, he's still ticking.kingsteven
- Hey Boner!utopian
- Shatner was just on the why files podcast like 3 days ago, I thought he was deadGuyFawkes
- PonyBoy3
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Killing yet another day in the emergency room ...so exhausting sitting and waiting... and waiting. Place is packed. Normally for the tests they’re doing for me they put me in my own room... I’ve been dragged in and out now 3 times (currently sitting in the waiting room again with a tube in my arm waiting for my next set of blood tests)
- Dude. Hang in there!monospaced
- Thanks, mono <3... looks like I’m spending the night here :(PonyBoy
- Damn, Kevin—stop giving me such a scare! ;) I hope you’re back home by now... hugs!OBBTKN
- steal the cotton swabsbezoar
- neverscared5
- shark porn_niko
- I don't know what's real and what's not anymore.Longcopylover
- https://media.tenor.…neverscared
- Gardener5
- Hull.Nairn
- in the mashed potatoes or gravy?AQUTE
- Fun Fact
She also DJs with Gardener on weekends.utopian - I believe her. Every single word.Continuity
- Why is there no video? It's Hull Live, right?Ianbolton
- Fan-dabi-doziSlashPeckham
- give her a raise!robthelad
- lol slashNairn
- lol Slash too!MrT
- I think I remember that episode of the CrankiesChimp
- PonyBoy11
- This Dad joke is weekprophetone
- :)PonyBoy
- This has dated wellChimp
- Minute chance this makes it to top of cover pageprophetone
- This made me hour with laughter!elahon
- I really don't have the time for this sort of joke.Continuity
- February must be terrifiedKrassy
- This joke is a little dated.Krassy
- loop back and pin in it?Squiddy
- Ianbolton4
- we live in neo surrealism times..neverscared
- I think it's AI, on account of the AI stamp on the bottom left.palimpsest
- maybe they just put the stamp there in ps because the think ai is koolneverscared
- but kool is SI - superintelneverscared
- It might be an Adobe illustrator file though PaliIanbolton
- @Ian
https://media1.tenor…palimpsest - Wouldmisterhow
- Yo dawg ...Continuity
- It must be real. Ai pizza doesn’t levitatefuturefood
- Yespango
- I cannot not see the pepperoni as disposable plastic dishes.palimpsest
- But such delicious disposable plastic dishes.Continuity
- double cheese & pepperoni layer?jagara
- ^ Glorious, isn't it?Continuity
- i feel like it could talk. Like it has a soul and everythingIanbolton
- neverscared5
- https://www.creative…neverscared
- #lovecraftianhorrorsneverscared
- its real ... in hellneverscared
- the stuff of nightmares_niko
- Where do the sell this nightmare of a burrito, at a Taco Bell in The Shimmer?Akagiyama
- I'd like to order an "Oops! All arteries" special please.Akagiyama
- looks like an andouillette from satan's kitchenhans_glib
- I’ve not long woken up and wish I hadn’t bothered. This is fuuuuuuucked up.Ianbolton
- thanks a.ineverscared
- It looks like a bone affected by osteoporosis.pablo28
- Is this a teaser for the next season of The Last of Us?CyBrainX
- Wasp and Maggot burrito to gostoplying
- at least it's only $13.50cotton
- Krassy8
- lolaliastime
- "I just wanted breakfast."Continuity
- That guy was so stressed outfuturefood
- I feel like him when I see people advertising food that doesn't even look like food. McDonalds would use WD40 and glue on their burger photos but fuuuuck!!Ianbolton
- Who gives a fuck what McDonald’s uses for food photos. Only a fucking retard would expect it to look like that.monospaced
- That’s my point. It was acceptably enhanced. Nobody cared. AI is enhancing fuck allIanbolton
- Give me the fukng real!Gabriel
- Biggest misappropriated hero status of all time? Or Bickle?garbage
- _niko3
AI — Fake or Not?
^Contrast it with this:
A place I’ve been going to for over 40 years, taken by the owner probably on an old Kodak film disposable camera with full flash.
Somehow still looks more appetizing than any ai slopburger
- Haha Shit like this AI will never replicate. Love it.Ianbolton
- Real world slop. There isn't one appetizing thing about this. The idea of charcoal french fries isn't helping either.CyBrainX
- Haha your arteries haven’t lived until you’ve had your fries charcoal grilled to perfection lol_niko
- Dunno, that looks pretty fucking good to me.Nairn
- OBBTKN5
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A question for Pali: I keep remembering a specific post—on a particular topic—but I just can’t seem to find it.
I’ve spent days, even months, searching, but with no luck. Claude thinks I’m crazy and that I just made it all up.
Is there any quick way to track down that post? I believe it was in the "Blog" thread ;)
- Have you used the MCP?
Otherwise give me the prompt and I'll look it up for you.palimpsest - If you remember a keyword the fastest option is using https://qooble.haasi…palimpsest
- Thanks! I gor it on the first try—very grateful!!OBBTKN
- qooble... Certified by drgs. (lol)PonyBoy
- LLMs are great at understading your request but you won't get reliable results without the proper data. They will attempt to read the site on-the-fly.palimpsest
- That's why I built the MCP, you can talk to it in human but with the guarantee that it's retrieving factual data not just guessing and hallucinating.palimpsest
- What is the MCP? Can I use it?Ianbolton
- The MCP is for the people.
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - The MCP is basically an API for your LLM. You could also just give your LLM the API link.palimpsest
- Thanks. I have no idea how to do that, but i'll get my head round it. We are all 'for the people'.Ianbolton
- I would start by just posting the link to the API on your LLM and then asking questions about QBN. It will figure out how to use it by itself. Easiest approach.palimpsest
- Have you used the MCP?
